{"id":91,"date":"2023-09-26T04:21:43","date_gmt":"2023-09-26T03:21:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/teamnite.au\/?p=91"},"modified":"2023-10-25T09:49:28","modified_gmt":"2023-10-25T08:49:28","slug":"poems","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teamnite.au\/?p=91","title":{"rendered":"Limericks"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center\">Karate Baby<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Once there was a baby who knew karate.<br>One day he decided to throw a huge party.<br>It was absolutely amazing,<br>As all the guests were gazing,<br>At his amazing moves of karate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center\">The School Ghoul<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Once in a primary school,<br>There lived a ghastly ghoul.<br>He was most horribly mean,<br>And was emerald green.<br>Oh what an awful ghoul!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center\">Mammal School<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Once in a mammal school during art,<br>The class was working on a chart.<br>In the class there was a mouse<br>Who wore a red blouse.<br>And the mouse really hated art.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center\">The Pony<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">The pony was galloping for hours,<br>Looking for dozens of wild flowers.<br>The pony\u2019s fur was brown.<br> It always wore a red gown,<br>And it was always covered in flowers<br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Karate Baby Once there was a baby who knew karate.One day he decided to throw a huge party.It was absolutely amazing,As all the guests were gazing,At his amazing moves of karate. The School Ghoul Once in a primary school,There lived a ghastly ghoul.He was most horribly mean,And was emerald green.Oh what an awful ghoul! Mammal [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[9],"class_list":["post-91","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/teamnite.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/teamnite.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/teamnite.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teamnite.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teamnite.au\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=91"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/teamnite.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":186,"href":"https:\/\/teamnite.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91\/revisions\/186"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/teamnite.au\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=91"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teamnite.au\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=91"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teamnite.au\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=91"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}